Wow.

Oooo boy. Have not been on here in forever. This is like, meeting an old friend that you never really were friends with in the first place, and then realizing why you never did become friends, because said "friend" is far too annoying to be a real friend. But, I digress. Maybe it's time to give the blog another chance.

Let's see... Obviously no one is going to read this, so I might as well be talking, er... typing to myself. Which is quite fun, once you think about it. This will be my personal soapbox, preaching against all that I find that goes against the throes of justice. And believe you me, I got a lot to talk about. So much stuff is stupid. Like apple pie. What's the deal with that?

Well, the world has gone to poop. Who knows, maybe it's a good thing. Going to poop probably can save the world, since if remember correctly, poop can be used as an energy source. And let's be honest, we pretty much have an unlimited supply. I say we take advantage of it. Can you say poop-powered car? Anyone? Hello?

On to the next segment then. If you've got a problem, fix it yourself. Unless you want the person you tell the problem to to begin manipulating and fixing the system. It's best you do these things by yourself. It's the best way, believe me. You'll just become their puppet, as they laugh maniacally pulling the strings of your proverbial marionette.

Big words are fun.

Turkey makes me tired.

Big Bird is yellow.