Wednesday, January 7, 2009

After the rain had fallen...

Roberto and Kendall began to set off on their mission, when suddenly they were confronted by none other than a former member of their party, Zombie Mckayla.

"Braaiiinnnss....." moaned the zombie.

"HECK YES!!!" laughed Kendall.

Roberto wondered about the new perdicament, and what might his idol, King Zach Phillip Tortellini, late of Pablo Bankersthere, what a scene. Over men and horses hoops and garters, lastly through a hogs head, OF REAL FIRE! In this way, Mr. K will challenge the WORLD!!!

"What are doing sitting there staring at the rock formations Roberto?" Kendall enquired.

Roberto did not quite know, thus he did not speak. For man should be swift to listen, slow to speak, and slow to wrath. For the Cretians are always liars, slow bellies.

As Roberto pondered these thoughts in his head, Zombie and Kendall decided to set off to climb the rock mountain looming ahead of them. Tall as 5o buildings, and red like the rose on a thorn bush, like all the colors of a royal flush, they began to climb. Dangerous and boldy going where no man-er, woman-er, zombie and woman had gone before, they began the ascent to the unkown distance of the great beyond. The reached the top, and the change came in disguise of revelation, set his soul on fire. Meaning Roberto.

Roberto's soul, being on fire, allowed him to ascend the formation quite speedily and swiftly. However, the sheer speed of his awesomeness caused Kendall and Zombie to lose their grip.

They began to fall...

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