Roberto had a great idea. He needed to find out why he ended up here, so he decided with the ladies newfound love for him he would use them to deduce his problems. Suddenly he had the strange urge to kill off Mckayla so he did. The end of Mckayla. *moment of silence*
Kendall was giddy at the killing of Mckayla, and immediately pledged her all self loyalty to Roberto. Roberto thought this quite silly, but accepted it anyway. He immediately told her to take him to the city hall of New York, when a man in a zoot suit stopped him.
"Roberto, we need to talk."
He smacked Roberto and Kendall on the head, and dragged them to his secret facilities underground Seattle.
Roberto awoke with a start. He saw Kendall lying on the floor, sucking her thumb and saying something about a dark evil force controlling her mind. Roberto slapped her, and she was fine after that. I suspect she faked these insane seizures just to feel Roberto slap her, because Roberto's hands were the most smooth beautiful substances in all of North Dakota.
The man in the zoot suit appeared again, this time carrying a briefcase full of candy and bullets.
"Roberto, we require your services. WE need you to be a secret agent for our new agency. We will supply with free candy and bullets, and free salon visits for your lady friend."
Kendall fainted upon hearing this wonderful news.
Roberto decided being a secret agent would be quite fun, and accepted the offer.
You thought this was the end of the segment didn't you? Well it's not. Just then, back outside New York, evil zombie MCKAYLA rose from the ground, ready to exact her revenge on Roberto and Kendall....
This time, write in what you want to happen, and I will choose what I think the best option is.
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4 comments:
zombie mckayla should attack roberto and kendall and then the amazing princess samantha should come and save them! or not but seriously its time for princess samantha to enter the story!!!
Zachary get to writing! The suspense is killing me!!!!
Sorry about that^^ didn't want to link authoring rights (I have some protected blogs I don't want indexed)
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Roberto gets his very own zoot suit which comes standardized with all of the non existent gadgets from the new Bond Bond movie. Oh- and cool shades too. The kind with secret computer screens inside which actually in some magical way let the viewer still walk about without smacking into stuff. And Bose headphone earpieces which allow him to listen to pre-releases of albums, and yet still pay attention to his surroundings. Not that zombies are quiet...
He then realizes his new secret agency is really a branch of Quantum, which is the arch-nemesis of Fulcrum. To make him mad, zombie MCKAYLA joins Fulcrum, so he logs into CoD5 and with the help of his new amazing spectacles fends off all of the evil zombies that are trying to invade his house.
And stuff. Can you tell I have outside influences?
Ok bye.
Bryan
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