"Well, lets head out on our mission Roberto."
Kendall was awfully eager to get going, and Roberto was quite perplexed.
"See Roberto, I have an old friend named Samantha who works here. They've promoted her to some kind of gagdet specialist, but she calls herself Princess. Kinda weird."
Roberto liked gagdets, so he set off to meet this Samantha.
After walking through many hallways of different colours and shapes, Roberto finally found the gagdet lady. She was short, but had a commanding presence about her, just like, well, a princess.
"Welcome Roberto. OHMIGOSH!!! KENDALLL!!!! IS THAT YOU!!!! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!!"
Kendall sighed, looking rather exasperated. Roberto could not figure out why Kendall was so sad if Samantha liked her so much. Roberto later learned it was becasue of a falling out they had during the war of 1812, in which they both commanded the same regiment. Samantha wanted to attack the British, while Kendall wanted to keep a defensive stance. Suffice to say it took nearly 200 years till they spoke to each other again. Which is now.
"How are you Samantha? Please, tell me everything, while I tune you out and look at these cool iPod/microwave ovens."
"Why sure Kendall, I'll pretend to be interested in telling you my life story while I'm really just wishing you'd leave so I could get back to my work."
"Glad we agree Samantha."
Roberto was quite perplexed. The mind of women had always perplexed him, but the way these two inadvertantly insulted each other while complimenting each other was like an alien spaceship decsending on unspecting Roswellians.
"Anyway, yeah, take one of those iPod/microwave ovens. Grab that fake gun that shoots rice krispie treats too. And that zombie detector. You never know when the occasional derangered brain eating zombie is stalking you."
"So true," Kendall replied. You see, she knew from experience. During World War 2, she was trapped in a small cottage with only a toilet plunger and bottle of peanut butter. Through all sides, she was surrounded by Nazi zombies bent on her total destruction. Suffice to say, the peanut butter was enough to fend them off.
Roberto, tiring of Kendall's many flashbacks of the day, began to leave. Suddenly, Samantha stopped him.
"Roberto, you can always come back to Princess Samantha for more knick-knacks and gagdets. Plus, your like, super cute and I'd be like, super sad if I never saw you again. Bytheway, I might just call you Edward from now on, so don't get like, super confused if I get all googly eyed and think your a vampire. It's just a phase."
Roberto felt queasy and sick, and left immediately. America was the most confusing land he had ever seen.
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Well of course after that suddenly Princess Samantha gets trapped by an ugly fry burger who wants to marry her. Roberto and Kendall go save her (although Kendall would rather not). Roberto is the hero of the day and Princess Samantha tells him that now they have to get married. Roberto tells her that he could never love anyone other than Kendall. Then Roberto and Kendall run off and get married and live a very dangerous spy life where along the way they turn into Vampires and never die!
I know I know. You're speechless.
um i suppose it was good...but really zach not at all what i was hoping for. first of all i wasnt even a real princess...lame! then second my idea was for zombie mckayla to attack roberto then princess samantha save him and just be dang amazing and thats not what you wrote :( ... maybe in the next part i can meet a handsome prince and marry him and at least be a real princess...and yes that prince has to be handsome
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