Part six of Roberto's epic journey to the 7331355

Hello loyal readers.... Today we are trying something new... CO AUTHOURS!!!

Roberto began to feel an evil feeling welling up in the pit of his stomach. For a strange reason, he felt the police officer did not deserve his pituful life, and Roberto thought he would do him a favour. He slowly pulled out a dull glass shard and began to jab the officers gluteus maximus.

"AHHH! I doth feel a pain in my breast!!! And it came to pass, I give up the ghost in the days of Roberto and his ministry!!!"

And it came to pass, the fat officer died slowly and painfully over a period of six months where he drank juice from a stick stuck in his throat. The doctors leeches slowly ate his skin and his brains...

When Roberto finished butchering the fat officer, he turned his attention to the women and yelled,

"FRAILITY!!! THY NAME IS WOMAN!!!"

The tall one, whom we will now refer to as Kenduhllz, said,

"You quotin' scripture? I was born and bred a southern baptist, and my daddy's a minister. So you's better not be preachin' blasphemy!"

Roberto proceeded to slap her with a blunt spoon till it wasn't really a spoon anymore and he felt she was fed. The short one laughed and immediately garnerd an attraction for Roberto, who it turns out was one sexy beast. He was a piece of man meat, the apple of the apple tree, the core of the peach, the beer of the root, the eye of the tiger, the beast of the field, ABBA, legendary savior of all things manly and slightly disturbing, the tendon of the ankle, the eye of the storm, the hunk of raw pig liver slowly morphing into the dirty pig it is today, the loose-cannon gruffly handsome cop who kills the baddies and gets the women. We could go on, but Roberto is not one for flattery.

He began to impress the short one, whom we shall refer to as Mighty Cow Killer Associate Youth Leader of Adoplh Hitler the Third (acronym=McKayla). He told her the story of his time in bandcamp, where he obtained his manhood through a series of trials which are being saved for a later story about Roberto.

She immediately threw herself upon him, but Roberto, respecting a ladies dignity pushed her away, knowing it would end in sadness. Kenduhllz finally woke up from her spoon-induced coma, and began to have an attraction to Roberto also. She was much more sublte though and would only stroke his shoulder whenever she spoke to him, ala Aaron Milligan.

"Roberto, we'd like to show you around the city." McKayla bemused. She had the look of the future in her eyes, and Roberto felt something fishy was going on.