The misadventures of little Timothy and Big Bob, with cameos from certain offenders

Roberto began to walk through an aisle which piqued his interest. A shiny pink beast with two black transportation modules on it was standing in the middle of the aisle, perched on a box. I may have forgetten to mention that Roberto was not a very smart man, which is why he was a delivery boy in the first place. He hopped on the beast and began to ride through Wally World, bearing a grin that would put Austin Mounts to shame.

Roberto noticed two young ladies standing and looking at some colourful products with other ladies all over them. The two girls began to apply the product to their faces, much to the amusement of Roberto. He drove over on his beast, which he found was quite easy to ride and did not attempt to buck him off like the mooses in his homeland did. In fact, mooses can bite very hard and Roberto had many moose bites all over him. Mind you, moose can be pretty nastie, so hold all jokes and don't mock the afflicted.

Anywho, Roberto began to ride towards the two women. The taller one with lighter hair began to whisper something to the other, who was shorter and had darker hair. The tall one giggled and the short one said something like, "stop ruining my young life and make me a shoe pancake you frickin' idiot." Roberto did not quite understand english and thought it sounded funny and began laughing. Now, Roberto's laughs were not ordinary laughs. It took alot for Roberto to actaully laugh, but when he did you would know. He rode towards the women/females/girls/older girls/youngwomen/meanest two people that this author has ever met and was still laughing incredibly maniaclly. The tall one immediately took the offensive and yelled, "You jerk!" and knocked poor Roberto off his bike.

By this time, the short one had taken out some kind of canister and sprayed it directly into Roberto's eyes. Roberto's eyes doth pained him very much, and it came to pass that he was subdued by an overweight smelly security officer, whom Roberto mused probably dropped out of pre-school and had this job ever since then.

"Officer, take this man away. He has interrupted my conversation with one of my many fake best friends."